1.22.2009

Damn Seagulls

Seagulls don’t care, man. They do not give a damn about you. They do not like you and you just about have to run slap over them to get them to move. And don’t even think about waving some bread around. It’ll be you in The Birds, not Tippi Hedron.
Immediately after I took this, I gunned, it, took out about sixty of them, and drove like hell. The remaining 4200 followed me through three counties to my house, and proceeded to give me “one for the road”. Sleep soft, fallen gulls, sleep soft.

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